thid base
so i finally got to third base with raimi. well...i kind of just have to assume it's third base. hmmm...first base....i guess that could be that first burn out? haha. some heat, some slipping, some back and forth....yeah. rain is dangerous.
second base...well with real girls...you get two handfuls and you're at second base....i get two handfuls quite often with raimi.
so third base? up under the skirt, dirty, sweaty, slippery....smelly. of course i went down there protected. gloves, safety goggles and a long sleeve shirt. i ain't takin' any chances, i don't really know where she's been. i mean shit, she's already been with three other guys....granted it's been 26 years. that's not bad....
so i jacked her up...she's quite a lotta woman. propped her up with some stirrups (rated at 3 tons each) under her rigid frame, and slid under her grimy skirt to get a closer look. took a shoplight and a ratchet with me....and an oily rag. fun shit.
poked and prodded and twisted and pried...and finally got her juices flowing. burning hot and slick as hell, i burnt my hand on her oils through my fuckin' glove. ouch. unscrewed her filter and burnt my hand again. finally got her all drianed out. replaced the replaceables, and cleaned her up to a presentable stage once again. then we went out for a victory ride.
so, my first oil change...wasn't all that bad. pretty easy, actually. i switched over to synthetic oil which is supposed to be far superior to conventional petroleum oils. we'll see. so far (i dunno if it's just me fuckin' with myself) it actually FEELS smoother. like the gears are just swimming in the engine....unimpeded by stagnant, gritty, burnt petroleum. could be just me, though.
refilled the power steering fluid as well...that one's leaking like a motherfucker. got an additive that's supposed to help with it as well....we'll see how far a two dollar bottle goes. that shit STINKS like hell. give you a headache in a minute flat, i swear. just really, really strong...petroleum smelling. i dunno how else to describe it.
well, off to eat...and drink...and hopefully sleep.
mmm....slick.
second base...well with real girls...you get two handfuls and you're at second base....i get two handfuls quite often with raimi.
so third base? up under the skirt, dirty, sweaty, slippery....smelly. of course i went down there protected. gloves, safety goggles and a long sleeve shirt. i ain't takin' any chances, i don't really know where she's been. i mean shit, she's already been with three other guys....granted it's been 26 years. that's not bad....
so i jacked her up...she's quite a lotta woman. propped her up with some stirrups (rated at 3 tons each) under her rigid frame, and slid under her grimy skirt to get a closer look. took a shoplight and a ratchet with me....and an oily rag. fun shit.
poked and prodded and twisted and pried...and finally got her juices flowing. burning hot and slick as hell, i burnt my hand on her oils through my fuckin' glove. ouch. unscrewed her filter and burnt my hand again. finally got her all drianed out. replaced the replaceables, and cleaned her up to a presentable stage once again. then we went out for a victory ride.
so, my first oil change...wasn't all that bad. pretty easy, actually. i switched over to synthetic oil which is supposed to be far superior to conventional petroleum oils. we'll see. so far (i dunno if it's just me fuckin' with myself) it actually FEELS smoother. like the gears are just swimming in the engine....unimpeded by stagnant, gritty, burnt petroleum. could be just me, though.
refilled the power steering fluid as well...that one's leaking like a motherfucker. got an additive that's supposed to help with it as well....we'll see how far a two dollar bottle goes. that shit STINKS like hell. give you a headache in a minute flat, i swear. just really, really strong...petroleum smelling. i dunno how else to describe it.
well, off to eat...and drink...and hopefully sleep.
mmm....slick.
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